I need money and you need sketches. Make a difference for your country. Vote to have me do that sketch for you!
If you vote for me to do your sketch, I will draw on my talents to bring you the finest 9 x 12 b&w sketch I can deliver.
I will not draw upon the talents of others. I will do this sketch through hard work, and the determination to please you, the American voter. I don't just care about the 1% of people I know can afford a sketch.
I care about 100% of you.
I know that if you really want a great sketch, you'll scrape together the money you need to get one.
All I'm asking is for a donation of $100 (plus shipping) for one character, to the cause. More characters cost more, but that's the price one has to pay for quality. If you want color, that's gonna cost you $30 more, and it will come in digital form, added on top of the original, which I will send you.
So, when you're thinking of getting a sketch, turn to me. I'm the right candidate for the job. I will listen to you, and deliver exactly what you ask for. Not like the other side, who take your money and do whatever it is they want, caring nothing about your needs.
I'm here for you. Make the right choice. Vote Vazquez for Sketch Artist of America.
I'm Gustavo Vazquez, and I approve this message.